Thursday, 18 December 2014

Talk to a different Joe! (Q&A with Joe Humphrey's)

Dear Dr de Brun,

Thank you for sending on your philosophy book; a very ambitious work which deals with some very important and highly current matters.

On first glance, you cover a lot of territory. Your point about the mainstream media playing a pivotal role in “the intellectual contraction of western civilisation” is well made, and perhaps would be a good debating point. Although, better still, perhaps would be addressing the key arguments around human instinct? Should we obey our instincts? Should we see our instincts as “bad” or “good”? What is the appropriate response to our instincts? (Some of the discussion around p. 260-264 caught my attention in particular).

Hi Joe

Thanks for the e-mail. I had for many years finished with the Irish Broadsheet as a part of my own intellectual life, I felt that it was and is, struggling to survive in an increasingly digitised world. The more acute that struggle for economic survival becomes, the greater is the Imperative for editors to be guided entirely by market principles and appeal to the greatest numbers by offering them a fare of what they might want to read as opposed to the far more risky (and ultimately journalistic) ideal of presenting to people ideas that they need to hear and consider. Your column is an oasis, but I fear it would be first on the butchers  block when the market calls for virgin sacrifice.

You allude to this in your e-mail when you refer to the  'intellectual contraction of western civilization' that I describe in my book. I suspect that this process of editorial deference to market principles results in a type of silent censorship of the 'free' Press, and when democracy is deprived of a freedom of the press democracy becomes something other than democracy. 

If on the other hand we retained the capacity to consider aspects of our lives, our society and our freedoms, that are perhaps initially unpalatable and unpopular, then and only then can we begin to  address social ills in a real way, because most if not all social ills arise out of our collective participation in  many shared delusions.

For example it is more marketable to show images of mentally handicapped residents of a nursing home being dragged about the floor or brutalized by nursing home staff, than it is to the question, how we as a people have come to view the elderly the infirm and the mentally ill, in this airbrushed world of consumerist perfection. How we as a society and a people have marginalized the elderly and the infirm out of our aspirations. How age has become something to be feared and treated as though it were a disease, and how mental 'difference' is almost invariably considered as mental 'illness',  something to be at best treated and approached with caution, and at worst vilified insulted and abused.

There is so much to be learned from the innocence and laughter of a Down Syndrome man, woman or child, these 'suffers' are born with an 'illness' that freezes some of the innocence, intellectual freedom, and natural honesty, that we 'normal' people almost invariably loose as we develop our intellect and cultivate the ability to lie to ourselves and to others (something a Down Syndrome 'sufferer' finds it very difficult to do). I am not attempting to glorify Downs Syndrome, however my point is that we have lost the ability to see the beauty that is in all things, and this in part is a consequence of the market and our collective and progressive loss of the ability to think and talk about issues beyond the superficial level that is defined as 'marketable'.

Old people are beautiful if they look young, mentally ill are acceptable if they are more 'normal', education is great if it teaches you to 'become' some kind of a professional. A living relic of our Catholic and Colonial heritage is our passion to appear beautiful and perfect, regardless of the truth beneath  the surface.  When we stopped lying to the English and to the Priest, we forgot to stop lying to ourselves.

Media is purchased and enjoyed when it tells us what we want to hear and read.  Sport, sex, violence, good guys/bad guys, an other beyond the self, who can be blamed for our malaise. Media stimulates and reaffirms our fears and anxieties, reminding us to lock the doors at night, encourage the children to become doctors, pay our health insurance and surround ourselves with a muck that we have come to believe is beautiful.   As Desmond writes in the foreword to my book, "the absentee in Irish culture is Thought".  For this absence we are paying dearly and will continue to do so until we can begin to think and see beyond the market defined horizons to contemporary thought.

Apologies for the long winded nature of my reply: I will address the questions you sent, as briefly as I can:

Should we obey our instincts? 


No matter what we do we will always obey our instincts.  If we choose not to eat, or to kill ourselves, we do so for a particular reason and that reason is determined by a deeper will, a deeper and ultimately instinctual imperative.


Should we see our instincts as “bad” or “good”? What is the appropriate response to our instincts? (Some of the discussion around p. 260-264 caught my attention in particular).


Instinct is never 'bad'. It is as Nietzsche writes, 'beyond good and evil'. It is how we apply understanding and act upon that instinct that can be considered to be 'right' or' wrong'. As a man, my instinct bids me to have sex, when I apply reason to that instinct and have sex in the context of a consensual  loving relationship with someone with whom I am not related to and am likely to produce healthy off spring; I am satisfying that instinct in keeping with the ultimate objective of that instinct, which is the propagation of the species, and the successful union of my sperm with somebody's eggs. 

As outlined in my book there is a hierarchy to our instincts (one that has nothing to do with Maslow's hackneyed heirarchy), and the most potent instinct of all is the instinctual imperative to belong to another, (the poets refer to this as 'love')  If I wish to belong to another man I will have sex with a man, although this union is unlikely to produce healthy off spring, it is in keeping with the hierarchical nature of instinctual imperatives. All instincts will be set aside in deference to 'love' or the primary instinctual imperative towards belonging. 

A few other questions off the top of my head:

Have humans an acquisitive instinct?


We have a primary instinctual imperative towards belonging. Belonging to a mate or a significant other and belonging to a peer group or social class. Presently we live in a world where belonging or 'being a success', belonging to and being respected by others etc., are relative to the amount of wealth we acrue and display in various ways. To belong to the upper classes one must drive a certain car, wear a certain type of clothing and hang different types of metals, beads and stones from various appendages. This has always been the case, man is a tribal and gregarious animal. The true instinct behind possession is belonging. In essence many of the possessions we acquire are not for ourselves, but for others so that they will see us, accept us as one of their own, and allow us to belong to another and to the safety of the herd..., this makes us feel good about ourselves. 

Some African tribes put large rings in their ears,  some Irish women sport Pandora bracelets;  whether its; beads, beards, bracelets, or Botticelli knockoffs,  the instinct is not to acquire things for the sake of those things, but to acquire things that will allow us to 'succeed' or more correctly to belong.

How much of our lives is controlled by “us” and how much is controlled by the market?


We are the market, and the market is a reflection of our wants and desires, our misunderstood instincts.

Do you think most people “deep down” know they should be living a different life – but are too scared or reluctant to challenge the status quo?


Many people at some point or other, come to suspect  that much of their life has been lived without identifying the true cause of their private unhappiness. That ultimately the antidotes they have applied to that unhappiness are almost entirely useless and have caused them and others (and the earth), more misery and pain. Most of us live our lives without devoting more than a fleeting moment to the most important reason for our being, which is summed up in the philosophers credo to; 'know thyself'. You are far more likely to find an Argos catalogue on Irish Coffee tables, than a copy of Ulysses or a book by Desmond Fennell.  

We live our lives through the eyes and for the sake of other people, which is in contradiction to the reality that; inside we are alone, that soon  we will ultimately die alone, and have little more than delusion to comfort us from this reality.

Is the desire to succeed a healthy desire – since everyone can’t succeed?


Everyone can succeed, and everyone does succeed, in the eyes of those who truly love them.

Is the media an obstacle to social progress?


Media is the perhaps the most powerful obstacle to thought beyond the horizon of the Market. Media is controlled by the imperative to make profits and offer what people want rather than what they need to hear. In this sense the 'free' press is not free, it has a censorship that is as potent and maleficent as any that have gone before it. Without a free press 'social progress' as we define it today, has become the enemy of social progress, and our democracy has become the greatest threat to democracy.

Is Russell Brand’s “revolution” the answer?


Russell Brand has wonderful ideas about making the world a better place for people who are just like Russell Brand. I would put his book on my book shelf next to Roy Keanes autobiography, and will be curious to see what history will make of both.

Are new years’ resolutions best understood as a secret loathing of natural instincts?


To loath one's instincts is to load oneself, and self loathing is perhaps the greatest and most Irish of all evils. 

Telling lies is wrong, however beyond the self, new years resolutions are are generally victim-less crimes.

I hope this answers all questions and once again apologies for the lack of brevity.

Sincerely

Marcus

Hi Marcus, belated thanks for that.

You make some great points, and indeed I humbly concede your prediction about the likely future of philosophy columns shall come to pass.

That said, out of professional pride, I would put a follow up question to you about the media: Do you differentiate between different types of media, for instance, commercial vs that with a public service remit? And what is the alternative to the media (as we know it) as a vehicle for public debate and discussion? Arthur Schopenhauer’s comment comes to mind: “There is in the world only the choice between loneliness and vulgarity.”

Joe

Dear Joe


The distinction between media types is as real as the distinction between combatants within a conflict. I feel that at the moment a silent war is raging about our heads, a war that will determine the future shape of civilisation and the viability of many species (including our own) and much of what remains of global ecology.

Analogy with WWII is often vulgar, however I cannot resist the temptation to compare the ignorance with which many citizens living with an awareness of the death camps might have rationalised  the ash  that fell from the skies, the stench of burning corpses, or the sight of beatings in the streets. 

The NAZIs are repeatedly blamed for the Holocaust. However on a human level the  real wrong was and is the psychological trait  permitted many millions of Germans and Europeans to participate in the normative sentiment, the delusion of anti-Semitism.  Doubtless propaganda and political control of media played as much a role in the purveying of ignorance then as it does now. 

The only antidote to thought or sentiment is counter-thought. On a certain level  Joyce's Ulysses can be read as an attack upon the Irish variety of that anti-Semitism that was cultivated into the wave that carried the NAZI's to power. Literature and Art like media are an antidote to retrogressive thought and mass delusion. Again I assert it was not so much the NAZI's but the wave, the sentiment behind the regime that culminated in the brutality of genocide.  I suspect that future generations will judge us with equal vehemence for our delusions, for the 'market sentiment' that validates our squandering of global resource and destruction of global ecology etc.

To my mind the only valid media  that exists today is that which offers a counter-thought or counter sentiment to our  contemporary mass delusions. For example the delusion that the acquisition of personal excess is morally valid or even necessary. The delusion of ownership when all that we 'own' is simply borrowed for a time. The delusion that excess wealth is a good and valid aspiration. That our ecological responsibilities terminate at the recycling centre.  The delusion that we are not actively precipitating the extinction of many species, as ancient and as morally entitled to be here as we are, or the delusion that science will find the answer, or that the Americans will save us etc. 

Contemporary mass delusion can only be escaped through an intellectual evolution, and 'media' is the harbinger of that evolution. The single greatest tragedy in Ireland today is the absence of a free press one that might provide the horizon for an evolution in our thinking.  In this sense I see media in the context of a war, and the side that I am rooting for is the side that points to the unpalatable truth of modern fallacies.  It takes a brave journalist to point to the snow of a consumptive Christmas and tell the world that the snow flakes are ash.  It takes a Christian soul to listen to such blasphemy, and a mind that is open to enlightenment to reconsider the contemporary universals that Freud referred to as 'mass psychogenic delusions'.  

In Science and art alike good theory and good literature will stand the test of time, Joyce and Freud will persist when Binchey and Brand have long been forgotten. The same is true for media;  that which deals with the truth of reality, rather than facilitates the delusions that define our age, will persist.  

That being said I think mankind is evolving towards truth (I suspect  that as I get older I might be getting a bit wiser or less stupid) , I think collectively piecemeal we are getting there and we may get there if we come to see our oppressions and do not first destroy the ecology that sustains us. Media are our sign posts even if many posts are bidding us backwards or sending us in circles. 

As an Irishman, when I consider our heritage, cultural and mythological, linguistic, intellectual, artistic  and revolutionary, I am saddened to recognise that this evolution in thought is not as evident here in Ireland.  Here perhaps more than anywhere in Europe thought is powerfully oppressed by market sentiment and by we the people. One must look abroad to find it. Thinkers artists and iconoclasts carry the torch of intellectual evolution, yet here they are relatively unknown, and for the most part Irish creativity and revolution finds itself compelled to leave this oppression or to fade into obscurity. Desmond Fennell one of  Ireland's intellectual sons, must struggle to find a publisher for his books, whilst in another country they might be queuing at his door.

 When I encounter a neutral space wherein debate can take place beyond the primitive intellectual  confines of the market, I consider that to be a more valid and more  real media. I consider it to be more real because within such a space delusion can at least be identified without the irony of being positioned beside or upon the same page as an advertisement  for a new BMW or some such.  If the advertisementfor the new car is not on the same page, the potent ideal behind that advertisement plays a presiding role in the governance of that media.  In this sense media is not free, or is not as free as it could and should be. 

As such media that is free of advertisement is at least free of the silent censorship that the market brings to media.  It is for this reason amongst others that  the BBC is considerably more evolved  than RTE or that in America NPR is unquestionably more intellectually evolved that CNN or FOX.

If media is to serve as the watchdog of politics and history, if it is to encourage invention and social or intellectual evolution beyond the flawed paradigms of the market, it must have no master other than the pursuit of truth and the celebration of man's infinite creative genius.  

Arguably recent decades in Ireland have witnessed a collective withering of our creative spirit.  Thinkers emigrate, our philosophers publish abroad and we celebrate a contemporary art,  literature and music that is at best mediocre by historical standards. Our contemporary lack of political, intellectual, artistic or innovative novelty, may be a consequence of the censorship that market ideology presently exerts over main stream media. 

Indeed if Ireland was ever to pursue an  independence of thought, the first step towards that independence would be the destruction of RTE (the enforced retirement of Gay Byrne) and the creation of a true and entirely free press. Out of this bold enterprise would (I have no doubt) explode into being the ideas, the thoughts, the newness, novelty and creativity that have always been part of the 'Irish' Psyche, of our indomitable spirit.  Once free in our thought; our society might begin to evolve towards a more enlightened future, rather than waiting for Godot or for John Wayne to come back and save us.

I look forward to meeting up in the new year.

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Blowing whistles with our arses

I think it was Rousseau who put the cake in Antoinette's mouth when he coined that hackneyed expression of political ambivalence, or carelessness towards the plight of the poor or the needy.  'Let them eat cake' was the reply to the assertion that the French public had no bread to eat.  The quote is fictitious yet the ostentation and obliviousness of the Royals, that ultimately led to revolution, is perfectly contained between the infamous sponge of the dead queen's cake.

The phrase is one of those instances where the fiction has become more truthful than the recorded fact and history is perfectly  at ease with the inconsistency.

One wonders if the Irish public will ever become aware of the imaginary cake they are fed in the place of the bread and butter of every day reality. The wave of public delusion crested this week with the resignation of the Police Commissioner Martin Callinan.  Ireland may have lost its chief of police and may soon loose one of many Ministerial incompetents, however it has gained a new sweet phrase that has been put into the mouth of the mindless masses by RTE: A 'whistle-blower', this is what the National  media have decided to call two members of the police who have decided (for their own reasons) to inform or leak to the media, corrupt practices within the police that have been going on for countless years and will carry on for years to come.  Common practices known to all members of society with the barest smidgeon of that increasing rarity we refer to as cop-on.

If you worked in a chocolate factory you would enjoy the occasional free mouthful of chocolate. If you are on good terms with the sergeant you can have your penalty points erased.  I am a doctor and if I end up as a patient in any of the hospitals I trained in, I am sure to get an extra ten minutes of bedside attention from the consultant.  If you are a teacher at a school you would expect your child to be admitted to that school. If another GP sends his or her kids to see me I am likely not to charge them. My practice nurse and receptionist don't pay for their prescriptions, and if your mammy owned a laundrette you would probably get your dry cleaning done for free.

When the former Commissioner described the actions of the informants who informed upon their colleagues' occasional bending of the well-bent  rules, they were certainly spoiling things for the rest. The particular privilege to bend the particular rule, will undoubtedly be confiscated, and passed on to a new organisation. (In Ireland we fix all problems by setting up a new committee or commission.)

The real issue of a police force that is too centralised and lacks the normal degree of division that occurs in normal societies, will hardly get a mention amid the puff and pavlova that RTE is dishing out in return for its massive state funding. Investigative journalism is far more expensive than bottles of smoke.

 It was and is perfectly understandable that the Commissioner should refer to his subordinates' behaviour as "disgusting" .  The only thing more disgusting is the fact that a single member of post-colonial Irish society should have the gall to be openly  "disgusted" by his remarks.  The old Christian adage of 'he who is without sin let him cast the first stone" springs immediately to mind. Who in Irish society is not entirely guilty of having sought a favour?  A nod a wink or a place at the top of the queue?

The entire basis of colonial society is one of status and privilege, it is part of our cultural heritage and is formally and informally cherished by us all.  If you have private health insurance you will be seen sooner and treated better at a public hospital than the same tax paying public patient who does not have health insurance. Forty percent of the Irish population have health insurance and are perfectly happy and feel perfectly entitled to skip in front of the less well off! If you can afford a solicitor and a barrister you may get better and more justice than one who cannot. If you can afford to send your kids to private school they will have a better more privileged shot at going to University. If you can afford a house in Dublin and don't live in the sticks, you will have access to better services, protection from floods and the ESB will turn your power back on faster.

Irish politics since the founding of the state has amounted to little more than passing the  privilege of power between a few families and a few corporate men that make up the two (or sometimes three) political parties that have dominated politics since 1922.

What is amazing is the extent of the current delusion, the near universal  sentiment of disgust at the Commissioners  remarks, and the degree to which Irish society is effectively and almost entirely  "up its own arse". The masses have behaved with their usual obedience and begun to bleet the current version of  'four legs good but two legs better' as the media and career politicians jump on the bandwagons of public sentiment that depart daily  from the narrow platforms at  RTE.



The real sadness in Irish society is that public sentiment is so controlled by the mass media, that so many should firmly believe the exposure of institutional "corruption" within the Police to be some kind of a surprise or a shock. Our own public persona, the artificial face we put forward to the world is apparently compelled to be disgusted by revelations of corruption, of nods and winks, that we all knew about and all engage in to a greater or lesser degree in our daily lives.  It is almost as though Irish society has found a lewd picture, somebody engaged in a perverse sexual act, and yet we are entirely incapable of recognising  that the photo is in reality one of ourselves, and nobody else. In truth, all of the opprobrium and moral outrage is far more disgusting than the sexual act depicted within the photograph.

We really need to get over it;  men masturbate, women have orgasims and Irish social mechanics is entirely dependent upon the nod and the wink..,  we put on this farcical show of upset and disgust every time we are exposed to that which we know and are entirely comfortable with!

It is truly embarrassing to watch Enda Kenny bumbling along in the Dail, with the facial expressions of a school boy who has just wet his trousers, before the phoenix of a Fianna Fail leader determined to 'go for the jugular' and raise his party from the same ashes they recently made of the nations's economy. With the surrounding terriers; the Wally Wallaces, and the Socialist Workers and Left Aliances etc., all queuing up to kick the auld  horse, score the points, bring down the government and ultimately score a bigger share of the same old cake. The same power and privilege they are wont to criticise is the same motive for the ostensible ranting and raving.

If Irish politics makes you sick to your stomach and you find it nauseating to listen to the lot of them then you probably have a firm hold of your sanity and your mind remains immune to RTE and its midwifery of our growing stupidity. Sadly however whilst this game is being played out by media and the currency of cheap news is being dispensed by a very costly national media; one might be forgiven for asking... who is running the country in the midst of this madness?  Who is addressing the Heroin addicts that walk about the city like zombies, the victims of crime, the criminals who are failed by our justice system? The haemorrhage of emigration, the failure of education, health justice and social welfare?

Perhaps it might become apparent that Irish governance continues in the midst of this charade this puppetry of silliness, because governing is conducted by the civil service and by vested interests that work behind the elaborate sham of our body politic.

Put any Irish institution under the light for a day and a few disgruntled "whistle-blowers" will assuredly  creep from beneath the sun-baked rocks. Start with RTE and the tax dodging registered companies that are its presenters. The legal profession, the ambulance chasing, the fees they charge, the mortgage monies that sit in interest bearing  "client accounts", the cost of justice, the wait for justice, and the incompetent and privileged dispensation of justice. Banks, Church, Private Colleges and medical Schools, the corruption is universal because it is not one of the instution it is one of our national philosophy, of the ideals that define us as individuals first and as institutions,  The spotlight simply revolves at the surface of things and never brings any of the deeper issues into focus.

Consider the multinational corporations for an instant, the 2% tax that Apple pays, against the 40% PAYE for the plebs. Put the education system under the spotlight and see the ongoing abuse of children, the mass suppression of their independence of thought, and their creativity.  The failure of Irish education to deliver an appropriate standard of literacy for hundreds of thousands, and its near mass genocide of the joy of learning. Not to mention the mass corruption and abject failure of our health Service. The blowing whistles ultimately unite into a cacophoney of flatulence.

There is at present an extreme self indulgence about Irish media, about its portrayal of Irish society to we-ourselves; the portrait of self that we are meticulously painting and wish to stare at lovingly, imperiously and even morally.  It might one day be recognised as the greatest work of  art we Irish have ever imagined, and may have us recall why Joyce referred to our art as  "the cracked looking glass of a servant"

Friday, 28 February 2014

How to be a good milking cow!

The truth behind Universal Health Insurance.

One of the strangest ironies of Irish society is our near national inability to read between the lines, when across the gamut of western literature, Irish writers are the time honoured  authors of many of those same lines.

Personally I suspect that something is happening to the intellect of western man, I firmly believe that it is undergoing a contraction of sorts, one that is equally driven by an increased dependence upon the sugar high of modern technology and the materialist ideology that lies at the heart of globalisation. Collectively our attention spans are becoming shorter, the amount of cerebral activity we are willing to devote to a particular piece of writing (like this one for example) is almost certainly decreasing. The chances of you making it to the end of this paragraph a re much lower than they would have been 20 years ago, when there was not the option of 57 channels and the incoming buzz from an i-phone.  Unless there are a few sugar stimulants  mid paragraph, like 'sex' or 'cudos';  readers are likely to become bored or distracted by one of the weight loss advertisements at the side of the page.  It might be that the rapidity at which information is now disseminated has meant that the western intellect now expects the mental equivalent of  junk food, intellectual 'happy meals', 'one for everyone in the audience', and has become entirely averse to that which must be ruminated upon, that does not give up the sugar easily.

This putative contraction in national intelligence has meant that any mode of journalism that attempts at the more demanding task of analysis, beyond the superficial or sugar coat of 'good guys and bad guys'  or the good old  'blame game';  places itself at an immediate disadvantage and is unlikely to generate the revenues that validate all forms of contemporary printed discourse.

Recently the flavour of the week for Irish media was the media generated controversy surrounding  Minister Alan Shatter and the Garda whistle blowers bla bla.  The Minister's incompetent handling of his ministerial brief, prompting opposition politicians to sniff blood and launch an assault upon the Minister in the hope of securing his resignation and destabilising the government for their own obvious ends. This is an old media game that is played out time and time again, it is cheap news that entertains the plebs and allows the state media to continue to dissipate it's massive state funding  upon the salaries of presenters and executives, rather than real news or true analysis, the former would cost and the latter offend the hand that feeds them.  The vulgarity concealed behind this current bottle of smoke is the obvious reality that politicians behave like children with the usual infantile 'tit for tat' carry on that one encounters (albeit in a less sophisticated form) on any playground throughout the country.

Meanwhile, in the real world, rivers burst their banks as a consequence of global warming, nations brace for internal and external wars, heroin addicts drop dead on Dublin street corners, and rape victims wait for justice outside the gates of a judicial system that is as morally bankrupt as our banking and medical establishments.  The real problems in Irish society the real suffering, must take a back seat to the petty politics of 'tit for tat', and what is most amazing is that most Irish people are happy to consume their staple from their national media and accept it as "the news".. that it is as far as the story goes.

This week's flavour of the week pertains to the "news" that the director of one of Ireland's biggest charities Rehab, (Angela something or other) is in receipt of a pre-bonus salary of some 250k per annum.  The news here, is the obvious irony that  a charity worker should be in receipt of a salary that is higher than that of the president of the United States, or the Taoiseach of Ireland.  In Ireland charities are amongst the most corrupt of our institutions (even more than Medicine Law and Banking, these institutions at least pay some taxes), they can afford to pay the highest salaries, and have the deepest expense accounts simply because they are tax immune (no DIRT no Corporate tax, zippo!) and instead of profits being dispensed as 'shares', the dividends are carved in the form of salaries, bonuses and expenses.  Being registered as a Charity in Ireland is the holy grail of enterprise, the only thing that comes close, is the favoured status of Multinationals who pay almost nothing in tax.


We Irish are not yet stupid enough to have Apple, Diagio, or Google, register as charities... but if the contraction continues perhaps it wont be long?


And what of the Charities that are also Multinationals?



The RCSI in Dublin is an exemplary example of a multi-billion euro charity with a multi-million euro wages bill.  The RCSI has business interests in; Dubai, Malaysia, a Medical School in Bahrain, Private Nurshing homes and hospitals, not because these places are filled with the distended bellies of  Somallian famine victims, but rather because that's where the money is.  In Dublin the RCSI charges medical students 50k per annum in fees, whilst the state through Beaumont hospital pays the wages of the doctors who teach those students, pays the canteen bills and picks up the tab for the toilet paper etcetera. It even provides the guinea pigs in the form of plebs: living cadavers, for a population of medical students most of whom will leave Ireland once finished their training. Charity begins at home, and in the case of an Irish charity it begins with the charity itself. RCSI must wait its turn in for the inevitable spot light,presently  however it is perhaps too powerful an institution to experience the glare of a truly independent media.

We consume our distracting  'muck-news' and actively believe it to be news for precisely the same reasons that consumers return to Mcdonalds to purchase  nutrition, time and time again, despite the fact that they are eating little more than sugar, fat and a ball of carcinogens.  It tastes good, it makes a turd,  one need not suppress ones taste buds as much as ones brain cells.

This particular story of the executive making hundreds of thousands, whilst grandma waits for her new hip or little Johnny waits on his wheelchair and so on, has become the burger and dries of Irish media. The same story is staple of RTE , cheap news in abundance. What is more amazing than the repetition,  is the fact that the plebs continue to consume it with relish, on a regular basis, as though it were the cake that Marie Antoinette is supposed to have prescribed for a bread-less proletariat.

The simply reality that there is hardly a man or woman in the state who would have turned down the Charity Directors pre-bonus salary, on the basis that it is too high,  confirms that this ludicrous "story" is more about jealously and sour-grapes, than about any notions of governance, social justice or basic morality.  That is the sickly sweet irony of contemporary Irish society, the 'shite in the tulips';  that it attempts to be sanctimoniously socialist and brutally capitalist, at the same time! The universal disgust at the salary of the Chief Charity worker is easily reconciled with a universal lust for the same kind of salary; this is the idiocy of modern Ireland. A total lack of honesty that reinforces the complete impossibility of either a clear political vision or real change, beyond the poster variety.

The Charity workers salary of 250k per annum is  subject to tax at the rate of 50-60% meaning that she is likely to take home somewhere in the region of 100-120k . If  our angelical Angela has a Celtic tiger mortgage, a couple of kids in private school, and a few health insurance premiums to pay, she is not going to be that well off after all.  Amongst her pals in Business, Banking, Law or Medicine, she is probably on the relative breadline.  In truth, her taxes (like the taxes of the one  in four Irish people who actually work), must fund the unemployment benefit  for 12% of the population,  Medical cards for 40% of the population, the social clean up costs for our national love of the alcohol industry and all the other freebies that socialism dispenses to the needy and the crafty alike.  For herself and her family angelical-Angela must pay privately for almost every medical and educational interface with the state thereafter, she will soon pay for her waters and will pay mandatory health insurance.  It might pay for one of Angela's begrudger's to investigate what a medical card holder in Ireland is actually "entitled" to  before they cast the stone at the charity worker. Perhaps Angela has one hand in the pocket of the poor whom she ostensibly manages, but there are bigger  more hungry hands in her pockets.

Undoubtedly a significant portion of medical card holders are no more in need of medical cards than the man in the moon. I encounter the abuse on a weekly basis when I am asked by patients whether they should use their medical card, or their private health insurance  for referrals to hospitals and specialists.  In Ireland everyone is screwing everyone else. You must either screw or be screwed it's survival of the shrewdest. The system and all of its vast complexities, it's bureaucracies of broken venal institutions, quangos and colleges are constructed upon this brute reality and the media is simply a diversion fro this cold unsavoury truth.

We don't mind paying for the corrupt dealings of bankers and developers, as long as the payment is called something different; like a water charge, or property tax. The proletariat don't mind paying for the screwer's as long as we can do a little screwing of our own.

When the British left Ireland they left behind a broken, malleable, and subject  people, who will swallow any auld muck, once it has a bit of sugar on it.  After three hundred years of domination it takes no effort what so ever to politically piss upon the backs of the Irsih PAYE worker and simply inform that its raining honey from heaven.  It was only inevitable that the English should be replaced by a lordly class of our own making.  We Irish have yet to live up to an independence that was so painfully purchased.  For as long as we continue to swallow myth and delusion we will never be free, and would be better under the open and honest oppression of our former masters. It is the essential and going mission of state institutions like RTE to keep us stupid, to keep us from asking the right questions.

Contemporary national scams such as "free health care", in the guise of a mandatory health-tax upon workers and employers,  the transfer of private fees from GP's to Insurance companies, of water charges and property taxes to bail out bankers, are clear examples of our predilection for delusion; of a national spirit that was broken long ago, or has left on the emigration boat.

The recent diet of muck that is presently being sprinkled with spin and icing sugar, is the notion of free health care.  Only in Ireland would you find a media that is willing to continuously describe the coming implementation of "free universal health care", within the same sentence that announces it in the form of  a mandatory insurance policy that everyone will have to purchase. Which basically means that the product is free only after it is purchased. How Irish is that?

Current estimates put the figure of this new tax (or insurance policy as it is being called) in the region of 1600 euro per person per year  (See Irish Medical Times 28/2/2013). Never mind the fact that the non-free VHI plan B can be purchased for 1700 Euro per annum.

Of course the reality that once everyone has purchased mandatory health insurance, nobody will have health insurance, has been entirely missed by most commentators.  Currently the possession of health insurance allows us to be treated at private hospitals and to unethically skip the queues at public hospitals (we the skippers of the queues have no problem with this).  However once everyone has the same insurance policy, there will be only one queue, and no opportunity for skipping (at least not for the plebs). Universal health insurance is simply the end of affordable health insurance, and the birth of another new tax, upon a nation that will apparently swallow anything at all,  once it is promised by somebody in a suit.

One of the most entertaining aspects of this current  charade is the fact that GP care is to become 'free' this is the carrot that most of  the public are holding their breath for.  All the plebs have to do is simply  elect Fine Gael/Labour into office for a second term (the freebies  can't or wont be delivered in full, until after the next election). Vote for me and I'll buy you a pint! Asinine as it sounds, it goes down like tea and hot cakes. The mandatory insurance policy will cost us in the region of 1600 per annum.  Meanwhile, an entirely private GP franchise (GP NOW) operating with branches in Dublin and Cork and Galway, are offering unlimited GP care for 2 adults and 3 children, including nurse visits vaccinations and blood tests etc  for 999 Euro for TEN YEARS. One might save billions if this  GP NOW were to take over primary care in its entirety.   They are offering  private medical care for 5 people for 10 years,  for less than one person's, yearly  subscription to the government's mandatory insurance plan.  

Whilst we the plebs consume the sweets of Alan Shatter and Rehab Charity Workers etcetera, and patiently await the golden shower of 'free healthcare';  Big business and government can get on with the business of running the country, carving the real cake, and stealing money out of peoples pockets under the guise of ever more elaborate hoaxes such as; water taxes, house hold taxes, and mandatory health insurance.  Angela pays 60% tax and Apple pays 2% tax, it is as fine as it is Irish.

Once the ongoing enquiry into the recent  greed induced collapse of the banking system, reaches the inevitable conclusion that Sean Quinn and the Anglo golden circle, were in fact duped into loosing billions, by the State, via  the then Financial Regulator.  And the predictable trip to the European court finds the Irish State to liable for Quinn and his Pals  (Regulator approved) investments into Anglo; the plebs will have some more bankers bills to pay, and will need to be taxed and milked  a bit harder. Of course this will take time but there is no harm extending the milking parlour and preparing for the future. At present there is a lot of money changing hands at the reception desk in General Practice and this is soon to be channelled into the coffers of Insurance companies and the State.

The problem facing the government at present is that one of the more powerful lobbies in the country the Health Insurance Lobby is experiencing difficulties as people are not renewing health insurance policies and revenues are falling.  The health insurance companies and their man Minister Reilly  have come up with a plan that has been sanctioned by the government.  The plan is simple and it involves the transfer of liquid health asset in the form of the cash that is paid to GP's in private fees to the Insurance companies. GP's will then be advertised as being "free" of charge, when in reality Paddy will have to pay a mandatory health insurance.

One year ago the fire brigade came to my house to put out a fire in our Chimney , they left behind a bit of a mess and a bill for 500 euro. Given that in addition to the tax on our wages we plebs pay: television tax, road tax, water tax, property tax, county council rates, GP visits,  registration fees at Universities and schools (which amount to the same fees that private Universities in America charge),  legal fees to access the justice system, and at last, a health tax through mandatory health insurance.. perhaps now we might ask what (other than the salaries of those who tax us) we are paying taxes for at all?  Angelical Angela was a fool to forgo her bonus!

This in essence means that private fees and some more, will now go to state favoured  insurance companies who will deduct their own costs fees and profits and then compensate the GPs for the subvention of their private incomes. The state will be selling Health Insurance contracts like mobile phone contracts, and the gravy train will keep running. Only thing is, this is no gravy train, it is more like the train that used to travel beneath the sign that read: Arbeit  Macht Frie.  

The system is an elaborate hoax that involves the simple transfer of private fees from the GP to private Insurance companies, who will take a share for themselves and pass the remainder onto the medical profession. On the surface the scheme appears "free" but  even the most superficial analysis reveals that the additional layer of bureaucracy vis the intermediary of profit driven  insurance companies, means that the consumer is going to have his pockets picked whilst he is availing of the ostensibly 'free' services. His Boss will have to contribute to the scheme, so he can forget about looking for a pay increase.

In an Irish context this type of national delusion works perfectly well . Essentially the insurance companies commandeer the private incomes of General Practices, and these monies will be supplemented by a new tax that will be called mandatory health insurance.  The incomes of GP's will be eroded to a small degree; to that which the profession will tolerate. Ultimately the insurance companies will be in a position to pay the GP's reasonably well, given that their coffers will be swelled with the revenues from this new tax. The financial burden will be shouldered by the least powerful group in Irish society, the working plebs who pay for all things taxable. They will shoulder this additional burden obediently,  as long as the appropriate spin is applied, if like the animals on animal farm they are encouraged  to believe that all animals are equal, but some are inherently more equal than others.

Christ have mercy.

Sunday, 9 February 2014

Garth has friends in low places!

The Slovenian philosopher Zizek describes with his usual candour, the diligence that Norman Bates brings to the task of mopping up the blood after he has committed his murder, the perfection and finality that he brings to his work is symbolised through the conscientiousness of his hand washing. There is indeed a certain beauty to be found in the grotesque, the beauty for example of the 'perfect crime', where everything is returned to a state of order and completion that is a perfect reflection or even an improvement upon the previous state of affairs.

When one considers corruption, political, social and institutional in an Irish context it can be considered upon the level of a perfection, a completeness and thoroughness that at times might even (from a certain perspective) be considered as beautiful. A recent example of this perfection is to be found in the thousand words that are spoken by the picture of the leader of the Irish People and the Head of the Apple Corporation exchanging a hand shake.  Beneath the beaming dignitaries the caption proudly declares:
 31 JANUARY 2014. 

"We'll shake on that then Tim.  2% Tax for Apple and 50% tax for the plebs, 
its a deal! Will you throw in an ipod for meself, like a good man?"



"APPLE chief executive, Tim Cook, staged a private meeting with Taoiseach

Enda Kenny in Cork as the Irish city celebrated 1,000 new jobs in just seven days." (Irish Independent 31/1/2014)

Like many corporations Apple has it's European headquarters located in Dublin because Ireland maintains the lowest corporate tax rate in the EU. It is for the same reason that Yahoo recently announced (much to the annoyance of the French) that it too would be moving its headquarters from Paris to Dublin. Latvia has a corporate tax rate of 19% Romania has a rate of 16%. These relatively poorer European nations must compete with Ireland's rate of 10%, and Ireland's relatively advanced and almost entirely EU funded infrastructure.

In Ireland we pride ourselves upon our special relationship with America, inwardly we imagine ourselves to be the Quiet People, the fifty-first state of the Union. We remind ourselves of the real or imagined ancestry of a majority of US presidents, of the special interest America has always taken in the Northern Ireland peace process. Any dislike we might feel towards America or Americans is merely the manifest form of the transient jealousy a schoolboy might feel towards his best friend, towards his idol, the boy who has everything. In reality we love America we dream of America, and in terms of our national identity we wish to become all that we romantically perceive America to be.

Click here for a recent example of Ireland's inferiority complex, expressed with the usual bombast of the insecure.

When I was a child, my grandmother's council flat in Fairview, in her hallway next to the Pope was a picture of JFK. Today not far from her flat Crowe Park stadium (rebuilt in the height of the boom), has a capacity for 80,000 people. Garth Brooks, tired, overweight and artistically well passed his sell by date, has sold out five consecutive concerts at Ireland's biggest stadium. 400,000 thousand people, 10% of the entire population will come to pay money and homage to a piece of the American Dream of twenty years ago (that dream has evolved a little Since Brooks was in the ascendancy). Christ would be lucky to draw as big a crowd as a pot bellied Garth, singing to his friends in low places that he has 'friends in low places.

It is an interesting irony that the United Nations Earth Summit in Rio in 2012 was an international event devoted to Sustainable Development, and ending world hunger, and so on and so forth; it drew an estimated crowd of 40,000 people. perhaps one should not be surprised at Brooks popularity, we live after all in a world that still brings its Children to the Zoo and Sea World to watch abused and demoralised animals jump through hoops and pace about in concrete pens.

It is only very rarely that we might be encouraged to think,  to look beneath our 'special' relationship with America and see that it is our corporate tax rate, or  the reality that CEO's are granted private audience and influence with the Taoiseach, that attracts American firms. My sisters live in San Francisco and they describe their frustration at the soaring house prices in silicon valley, a soar that is driven by the growth and incomes of Tech firms such as Apple, whose profits are greatly influenced by their tax arrangements with the Irish government. A recent study by Professor of Finance at Trinity College in Dublin revealed that whilst Ireland might publish a corporate tax rate of 10%, its effective rate for US multinationals such as Apple is no more than 2.2%. (irishtimes.com) Ironic that we in Ireland bemoan the bubble that has recently burst in our own housing market whilst at the same time we actively inflate the bubble in Silicon Valley.

The Irish vote in US elections is almost as important as the Jewish vote. It is this fact and the reality that American Bombers may use Shannon as an unofficial military base in the North Atlantic, that so endears us so to our American heroes. A hearty helping of sugar coated doggy biscuits: of John Wayne, Rambo, Clint Eastwood Elvis and Garth; Miley and Carley for the teens, Disney for the kids and NASA for the rationalists, have all effectively sealed the deal and won the hearts and what remains of the minds of the plebs.

It is interesting to consider what Chruchill might have made of Irish Neutrality had German planes been granted the same use of Shannon Airport that American bombers and personnel carries were granted during the Gulf war. We might have no need of a Georgian preservation society, had the same rules applied there would be little to preserve. This is the perfect nature of corruption in Ireland, that it can run so deep that so many people and politicians can convince themselves of a superficial neutrality in the face of such a blatant contradiction.

We continue to shudder at the repugnant thought of Priests or figures of authority interfering with children.  Yet our inability or unwillingness to see the reality of what is occurring, in preference to the reality that we would rather believe is as as pathological as the abuse, perhaps more so. It is pure folly to assert that of the many past and present victims of child abuse, there were no cries for help, no pleas for recognition of what was occurring, of the horror that children were compelled to endure.

The unspoken and unexamined truth of abuse is that many if not most in Irish Society chose not to see it, in the same way that the majority choose not to see the reality of Shannon Airport, or that of Apple or the truth of the Zoo. Or the relation between consumption and the sand bags that county councils are distributing to families and local shop owners, so that the reality of global warming might not come rushing into their homes and businesses. There is perhaps no society, no culture on earth that is more adept at protecting itself from the truth of the real, of the moment. Joyce referred to this innate ability as our collective 'paralysis'.

"I call the series Dubliners to betray the soul of that . . . paralysis which many consider a city." Joyce believed passionately that Irish society and culture had been frozen in place for centuries by two forces: the Roman Catholic Church and England. The result, at the turn of the twentieth century, was one of the poorest, least-developed countries in all of Western Europe. Cliff Notes (Online 2014): Dubliners.

The poverty of Ireland today is one of intellect, of literature, culture and philosophy.  Our paralysis our inability to actualise an identity, a culture of the modern, creates a vacuum, a space that is partly filled by Garth Brooks and Miley Cirus.

If Joyce could have lived and encountered the blooming of that paralysis into Ireland's national broadcasting agency, he would undoubtedly concur that thinking in Ireland is as paralysed today as it was one hundred years ago. However one need not refer to Dubliners for a treatise on the psychological paralysis of the Irish people, one need only listen to Ireland's most popular broadcasters, to Gay Byrne, Marion Finucane, Tubridy or Pat Kenny, to encounter the living form of that pathology the refusal, the innate inability to look beneath the surface of things, to see new aspects of reality, that in truth are not new at all and in fact have been lost to us through our embrace of paralysis.

Irelands' rebound love affair with her new colonial master, prevents her from seeing the wood from the trees, from looking behind the mask of her saviours, the house-wifes choice. To recognise capitalism or the market, as the motive behind the rising waters, behind the unhappiness of relative wealth, the filling of prisons, the illiteracy and ennui of youth; would be to handle the bite that feeds us.

The straight jacket that we are compelled to wear is typified by the empty irony that Sin Fein have evolved into. In the past Ireland's enemy was the English. The destruction of the language, culture, the economy, our national identity etc, were all the fault of our oppressive colonial masters. Out of this 'truth' Sin Fein, 'we ourselves' were born. Out of this 'truth' revolution and civil war were born. Sin Fein are the bearers of our historical chalice of woes; of the famine, Travelian's corn, the six counties, Hill Sixteen and so on. The Citizen in Joyce's Ulysses, gives a near perfect rendition of the familiar tale of Ireland as the passive victim of her colonial master.  Sin fein are compelled to remain frozen within this historical paradigm, whist the new master; the markets, capitalism and materialism are eating the very heart of the Irish nation.

Sin Fein remain cast in this traditional mould of England as the enemy, for several reasons all of which border upon a tragedy of Shakespearean proportion. It was to America that De Valera appealed for money for the cause of hackneyed liberty, it has been America that has filled the coffers of Sin Fein since the party's inception, It was American dollars that financed the war of independence, and the IRA.  Garth Brooks' musical career might have peaked in the US and be approaching its nadir, whilst in Ireland he approaches his zenith; so too are the anti-British ideals of Sin Fein almost spent in Ireland,  yet they are alive and well in America, from where the party continues to derive a substantial amount of its revenues.

The modern Irish tragedy  is that, Sin Fein, (the keepers of Ireland's tradition of Independence), have become the lap-dog of the most significant ongoing threat to that independence.  They are in effect, entirely wedded to Ireland's new colonial master, and hence to the ideals that have usurped what remains of an Irish cultural identity, at the very least inhibiting its growth in a new and evolved form.  Today it is not the Church and the English that paralyse Ireland's intellectual development it is our collective inability and unwillingness to see beyond current redundant paradigms.

The process of globalisation might simply be described as the global aspiration and application of the American Dream, of capitalism and the markets and those ideals that are the bedrock of the American definition of freedom, or democratic capitalism. Whilst Sin Fein was once a party that was devoted to the cultivation and preservation of Irish independence, it has somewhat inevitably evolved into a paralysed and toothless guard-dog one who barks at everyone except the thief that is his master.

In a letter to History Ireland Desmond Fennell posed the following question:

Sir,—It is normal for national historians, in the narration of the history of their nation, to mention or recount, in due place, the intrusion, progress and influence of a foreign ideology or world-view. Irish national historians have done this, successively, in the cases of the arrival and impact of Christianity, the Anglo-Norman invasion, Continental Catholicism, Protestantism, the English legal system, French republicanism, British classical liberalism, Victorianism, Catholic Ultramontanism and socialism. Hence my puzzlement at the absence of any treatment, in the Irish historians’ accounts I have seen, of the principal foreign ideological penetration of Ireland in the past half-century. I mean that of American left liberalism, which, with its new set of dos, don’ts and do-as-you-likes for behaviour, thought and language, has become—with the support of Irish legislation—the Republic’s reigning ideology. The fact that since the 1960s/70s this American ideological colonisation has produced the reigning ideology of western Europe generally takes nothing from the fact that its arrival via London, and takeover in Ireland, have been a substantial part of our recent national history. Omitting an account of this from our historical narrative has been equivalent to Romanian or Hungarian historians failing (unimaginably) to recount the arrival and implementation of Russian Communist ideology in those countries from the 1940s to the late 1980s. Can anyone, beginning with our historians, explain this remarkable omission from the Irish historical narrative?—Yours etc.,

Desmond Fennell
History Ireland April 2013


The answer to Fennell's astute observation is that Ireland cannot afford to recognise its most recent invader. It cannot afford to recognise it's invader, for the same reason that families could not or would not see the powerful abuser in their midst. Indeed today there is no desire to recognise the current transformation of Irish culture as invasion as it is an almost entirely willing transformation.

Ireland's  historic relationship with England might brutally be described as a rape, with all of the attendant feelings of injustice; of wrong and abuse translating ultimately into an  indignation and a support from her sons and daughters in America. However in this present cultural invasion or usurpation, that is this process of globalisation, Ireland is a willing and compliant bed fellow. We do not wish to consummate the union by an open declaration of marriage, and therefore the transformation is not to be openly advertised in the media or History Ireland. Part of Ireland's confused modern identity is a vigorous assertion of that new identity in the context of the Union,(we are proudly European) of Europe, of the other who is bigger than us or our former colonial master.  In asserting we are European we preserve the we ourselves, the anti-english element of our historic identity  Of course we still wear the green jersey, and sing the fields of Athenry, yet in reality we move further away from a national identity, towards the homogeneous conglomeration that is an American or European Union. This union brings with it, the social and humanitarian consequence of the 'free' market, it brings with it the ennui of 50 channels, the consequence of readily available pornography, the diseases of sugar, fat, speed, and excess, and the diminution of philosophy and literature in place of shopping catalogues and shopping malls. Generations have come and gone since the Gaelic League, since the Cummans, the White Boys.  The winning of independence was the greatest blow to Irish independence, it came a century too soon, for Ireland had not yet created an identity into which that independence might have grown.  Had the English remained in authority in Ireland for a further hundred years, the language movement, the development of a viable cultural identity would have been more complete and vital enough to have grown into something substantial.  As the Basques struggle for independence and preserve and promote their language as a crucial feature of their cultural identity, so too will they experience the decline and demise of that language should its preservation and promotion be not firmly established prior to the arrival of their independence.


Recently I attended a talk by the Joyce Scholar Declan Keiberd in the Abbey Theatre in Dublin. Kieberd began with a crowd pleasing reference to the hardships 'we' are enduring as a consequence of the recession and the tragedy of unemployment. At the end of the presentation I asked Professor Kieberd whether the real tragedy in Ireland is not one of unemployment but rather one of mis-employment. I suggested that upon most coffee tables throughout Dublin one would be far more likely to find a dog-eared copy of the Argos Catalogue, than a copy of Joyce's Ulysses. That the real poverty we face in post industrial revolution Western society is not of wealth  but one of intellect and culture.

Kieberd perhaps did not have time to consider my question, for he replied that he had an Argos catalogue himself and he was sure that Joyce would have one were he here today. I suspect that Kieberd was (to quote from the American Historian Will Durant) as 'wrong s someone can be within the limits of a single sentence'.

Joyce was indeed a materialist, however I suspect that his  dream, (if he had a dream at all), was of a Dublin removed from the squalor and poverty that is inflicted by the self and the state. The state through an inequity that is symbolised by the pomp and circumstance of trhe Viceroys regal cavalcade, and the self through alcohol dependence through the self pity and an intellectual or moral paralysis that are typified by the Citizen, and by the 'overarsing leafage and silver effulgence' of Dan Dawson's speech.

"---Sinn Fein! says the citizen. Sinn fein amhain! The friends we love are by our side and the foes we hate before us." Ulysses: Cyclops
The brute poverty of Joyce's Dublin has been effectively remedied, if it exists at all it is of an entirely different form to the barefoot poverty of a century ago.  I have often witnessed a beggar on the streets of Dublin, texting on his mobile phone whilst begging, an expensive and wasteful cigarette hanging from his lips. Poverty, when it does come alive, is a consequence of addiction and abuse rather than deprivation. If it is ever experienced by Kieberd's audience, it is almost entirely of the relative kind. There are no barefoot children on Moore street, and the squalor of the tenements has disappeared, leaving behind an occasional wreck of filth that is the consequence of an absentee landlord, of addiction, abuse, or mental illness.

Social welfare payment for one, amounts to 180 Euro per week; a full chicken and a ten kilo bag of potatoes can be purchased from a Dublin supermarket for less than 10 euros.  Admission to a public library is as free as the sea air, or a walk upon the strand. These are not crowd pleasing truths but they are truths nonetheless. The industrial revolution has brought us a freedom from actual poverty, yet it has plunged us into the unhappiness and despair of a relative poverty who's consequences are as severe upon the mind as those of real deprivation are upon the swollen and distended bellies of malnutrition.

The screams of women in childbirth with nothing more than prayers as analgesia, have changed too. Today it is not poverty that creates deprivation but rather wealth itself, for many women it is not the lack of analgesia available in childbirth, but rather the choice and empty promises of that analgesia that exacerbates their pain. It is not poverty that creates pathology but excess; fat, sugar, legal and illegal dependence, unhappiness, speed, and the relative nature of wealth, these are the diseases of modernity.

As a consequence of the intellectual paralysis of Irish society, the absence of a forum of ideas, of an oasis (physical or ethereal), where thinkers might come together and exchange ideas, might drink from the real and unfettered thoughts of others, where intelligence and deeper thought might be celebrated rather than vilified;  there is little choice but to flee. Ironically it is to America that Irish intellectuals like Kieberd have chosen to escape the global consequence of the American Dream.

Sin Fein are perhaps representative of the biggest tragedy upon the Irish cultural landscape. And yet Sin Fein are reflective of their popular base, of those who vote for them and sip from the elixir that is Banba's cup of woes. The paralysis of Sin Fein within its anti-english paradigm, the absence of a political alternative to Globalisation or the American dream, means that what remains of actual political independence is to be observed in the persona of politicians like Ming, Mick Wallace, the United Left or Senator Ross.  However even these weak and ineffectual 'alternatives' must struggle with the reality that cut off from language, culture and philosophy, they too have no alternative. That in an Irish context, alternative visions outside of the market, and the universal plea for more money for this or that section of the populace; outside of the pointing to the failures of capitalism and the infinite examples of institutional and individual corruption,--- there is no alternative.  Irish society is wedded to the markets, and entirely enamoured by its new colonial master. We remain therefore, compelled to see and bemoan the consequence of the American 'dream' yet we are incapable of formulating a new dream or vision for the future. We remain incapable of imagining a future not because we have an insufficient reverence for the past, but rather because we are frozen within or past and have an insufficient reverence for the present, for the here and now.

Every year, every day in Ireland the difficulty in reconciling the truth of social reality with the pretence of old ideals and old morality becomes increasingly difficult. When truth and fiction can no longer be reconciled, insanity or flight become the inevitable choices. In Catch 22 Joseph Heller refers to this process of reconciliation as 'protective rationalisation'. One can either be too stupid or too smart to find oneself incapable of the process, to listen with complacency to the narrow world according to RTE.   I am not sure to which school I belong, however to continue with the farce has become too much to ask of a soul on life support.

One can either be a capitalist or one can be a socialist, one either believes or one does not, one is either pregnant or one is not, there are absolutes, there is a point where compromise is impossible. We have as a nation passed the point of compromise with the past, we must move into a new and rational future, Joyce recognised that we had passed that same point one hundred years ago.

To practice medicine successfully in Ireland, one must be either shrewd or stupid. One must cherish conscious or subconscious beliefs in respect of ones entitlement, ones superiority; or one must recognise that morality within the system is to be got around and overcome, much like ones tax obligations. Ours is a system that is not for the benefit of  public and private alike, it preserves its colonial ideals, tipping the cap to the moral authority whilst inwardly dreaming ways to out smart it. Only thing is that, without England we are  reduced to cheating and out smarting ourselves alone.  In Ireland the biggest crimes occur within institutions, by their own members and not from without. Today Ireland needs to be protected from none other than itself. Personal gain or private benefit is the ultimate truth the guides one between the obstacles the moral turpitudes the shady areas between black and white. Ones morals need only be in keeping with those of a Joe Duffy or a Pat Kenny, Ireland’s contemporary  Archbishops of the mind, her abiters elegantarium. The prerogative of the individual is 'more more more', that of the state is economic growth, (the same more more more); the hymn sheet has become universal and one must merely pay homage to our quasi neo-liberal moral code and its big mouthed purveyors.

Nowhere are the contradictions more blatant and the distance between right and wrong more pronounced than in the Irish  institutions of Medicine and Law.  The majority of participants in these modern tragic comedies appear secure in the belief that they are decent moral people, living in abeyance to the quasi moral code; good citizens, good employees, good physicians, good leaders.  And yet nowhere is the truth of an inverse so blatant, nowhere are corruption, nepotism, thievery and venality so rank.
Self preservation is dependent upon shrewdness or delusion, there is no middle ground. It begins at the beginning, at the place where 17yr old boys and girls begin to learn to be doctors or lawyers. How can a mere child make such a decision?  How can a virgin to the sufferings of man, to man’s inhumanity to man, sit at the bedside and listen to talk of abortions, of abuse, of hurt, of neglect, of self destruction in its myriad of contemporary forms? It begins with 50 thousand Euros in fees for the pleasure of attending medical school at the Royal College of  Surgeons, and with that institution's perverse relations with the nations busiest and biggest public hospital. A thousand medical students most paying fifty thousand Euro per annum for three years of training at a public hospital, where the tea the coffee the teaching and the toilet paper are paid for by the same tax payers who are guinea pigs, the practice and the cadavers. The corruption  transcends the state subsidised private tuition fees, and the registered charity status of the nations wealthiest private college, and mingles with the blood that is taken from public patients at public hospitals and passed on to private biotech firms to engage in research to isolate the genes for new patented treatments for cardiovascular disease.

From medical school to the colleges, to the schools of post graduate training, the institutions regulatory bodies and doctors unions. The the chief of the Irish Medical Organisation recently retiring on a pension package of 20 million Euro, to the role of the sitting Minister, former head of the same union, in the approval of that package. A union with no more than four thousand members and a retirement package 20 million, forgotten almost as quickly as the story broke.

And what of the sale of medical card patients (herds of milking cows) by the Irish College of General Practice? Not a peep. The safest form of corruption in Ireland is institutional corruption. A GP on the Nedical Council's 'Specialist Register' can obtain a GMS or medical card contract from the Health Service Executive.  A contract that allows the Doctor to be paid to treat medical card patients. Applications for inclusion on this specialist register are all referred by the Medical Council to the Irish College of General Practioners in Dublin; membership of that college is the easiest and most common way for a Doctor to obtain the approval of the ICGP, access the specialist register and 'ownership' of a list of medical card patients.

Emergency emergency! Universal GP care is upon the horizon, free GP care to under 6's is on the way, and only those doctors on the Specialist Register can avail of contracts new and old! But what of the several hundred doctors who are not on the specialist register, but are on the older General Register. Doctors such as myself who can see and treat medical card patients as locums or in the out of hours, but cannot avail of a list or a GMS contract?

Don't panic, don’t be afraid, Irish Capitalism ICGP has come up with a plan that will calm your fears of exclusion. They (The College and the Council) call it the alternative route, a mechanism whereby doctors can become members of the Irish College of General Practice, and thereby obtain the all essential GMS contract and list. The process is in three steps, an interview, submission of a portfolio and a multiple choice test submitted upon a piece of paper that is corrected by an automated machine. The price tag? A mere 7100.00 Euro. (no extra zeros). The usual delusion of everybody being a winner invariably applies to institutional corruption of the Irish variety. Locums and single handed practices usually declare their own taxes, and the college fee is entirely tax deductible.  Therefore one can pass the immediate pain onto ones patients in the form of excess consultation fees, and ultimately to the taxman by deducting it from ones taxes. As usual everybody wins! Or at least thats what is believed. 

On to the practice of the noble profession. So the tax take for the government is in the region of 30 billion, the budget for the department of health 2013 is in the region of 13 billion. As such nearly half of ones taxes are devoted to health, and yet what does on receive in return? With the exception of maternity care and childhood immunisations the PAYE worker must pay one of the highest fees in the OECD to see a doctor. Almost 40% of the taxes stolen from his pocket by an inept and corrupt government are devoted to Health and yet the PAYE worker must pay for every interface with the Health service. 50-60 Euro for a consultation with the family doctor, if there is a referral to ancillary services such as; counselling, physiotherapy or dietician, these too must be paid for privately. If a prescription is given it is charged at one of the highest prescription charges in the OECD. On top of the 30-40% of his or her wages that is devoted to health, 40% of the population choose to pay for private health insurance. A practice and a payment that is clearly indicative of the reality that the Irish population are indeed a broken people, a subject population that will in essence not merely tolerate many forms of political abuse, but actively and enthusiastically embrace that abuse.

On top of their health Insurance premiums, most of the willing 40%  will also pay 150-200 Euro for a consultation with a consultant physician or surgeon.  This private fee is of course not refundable for most policy holders and after this the insured might then be permitted to skip the queue for treatment at public hospitals, that are built and funded by the tax payer and equally by the sixty percent of the population without medical insurance.

That the Irish people can be relied upon not only to tolerate but actively embrace this kind of state sanctioned abuse, is testimony  not only the intellectual paralysis of the populace, but the extent to which the Irish people have been quietly oppressed by a political leadership that is more venal and more corrupt than the colonial authority it rebelled against almost a century ago.

From the outer margins of the system in its entirety to the isolated practice of medicine within the consulting rooms of the typical Irish physician the system of health delivery and function is entirely corrupt and morally bankrupt. No where is this more obvious than in the relations between General Practitioners and the other most corrupt institution within the state, that of the legal profession.

For example almost every car accident in Ireland is followed by a back pain or a neck pain that travels to the courts and extracts many many thousands from insurance companies who simply pass the expense on, in the form of one of the highest insurance premiums in the OECD. The medical profession is entirely complicit in the routine practice of fabrication, where once again 'everyone is a winner'.

How the system works is rather simple. Minor road traffic accident, following day those who were not at fault in the collision, present to the General Practitioner with the usual back and neck pain. The GP makes note of the “symptoms” and awaits the inevitable letter from the solicitor..., along the lines of.. “we look forward to receiving your report and undertake to discharge your fee upon receipt of same.

The fee for said report is in the region of 200-300 Euro  plus the initial consultation and a few more consultations as the claimants are generally advised by their counsels to attend the GP for regular follow-ups, prescriptions for pain killers and if possible a referral for physiotherapy and a few x-rays and scans for good measure. The role of the GP is simply to document the subjective symptoms of the claimant, and as long as he or she is willing to attend and pay a consultation fee these subjective symptoms are recorded under the auspice of a medical consultation. It is not the job of the GP to determine the validity of symptoms, a relatively impossible task at any rate and especially difficult for a General Practitioner, who is hardly going to argue with his fee paying patient, whom he or she might have known for many years.

On more than one occasion I have had patients return for follow-up consultations where their solicitor has insisted that they be sent for x-rays or physiotherapy.  I have had one solicitor pay for a patient's physiotherapy out of the ostensible  'kindness' of his own pocket. I have had another solicitor write to me and ask me to amend my report so as to "improve the value of the claim for the sake of the patient". The corruption is patent and blatant and unites what are perhaps the two most corrupted establishments within the state, that of medicine and that of Law.

Yet the vast majority find these practices acceptable, and in fairness to the claimants, (legitimate and illegitimate alike), there is no other mechanism to have ones expenses or ones pain addressed other than a visit to the solicitor and his or her referral to the doctor and thence to the waiting lists of  the courts. Much as the regular payment by the state for ones herd of medical milking cows often encourages a disinterested referral to the waiting lists of public hospitals.  In Ireland we  bemoan the length of the waiting lists of either establishments, yet we lack the intellectual capacity to look deeper into the reality of how they are formed and continue to grow.

One could write a book on the corruption that defines medicine and Law in Ireland however the truth is not as palatable as the daily news that is freshly baked in the ovens of RTE.

When my family and I lived in New Zealand we moved hose 3 times, each time we sold our home and purchased a different one. The process of property conveyancing (buying or selling through a solicitor) is refreshingly different in another country.  The process is essentially the same, with the same necessary dependence upon the legal profession, however in New Zealand the legal profession (in addition to the medical  profession ) are appropriately regulated. About on or two weeks after each move in new Zealand we would receive a cheque from the solicitor in question for the interest that is accrued upon the mortgage monies that are transferred by bank or individual into the solicitors client account.  When we bought our home and our practice  in Ireland, I asked the bank, 'to whom does the interest accrue on funds that sit in the solicitors account for as long as the attendant complications with a house sale remain in place..., I was told that the bank did not know, and probably the money sits in a non interest bearing account.   If I were an astute solicitor and I am sure there are many throughout the state I would be sure to let one out only when another comes in.. or to keep a healthy amount in my Client account, a mere million at one percent would return 10,00 euro per annum.  One wonders at the amount of Client account interest that accrued to the profession during the boom years.

Another refreshing aspect to a regulated legal profession was the fact that the solicitor would tender his or her fee bill before or after the transaction, and was not entitled as they are here in Ireland  to simply subtract their fees from their client account, and send the perfunctory and irrefutable 'bill' on whenever it suits.

In many respects one might fairly ask of the legal system, how it can pretend to justice or the addressing of legal grievance when outside of the criminal system the first question that is asked of a victim or someone in need of  arbitration by the court..., what is the content and the depth of your pockets?   The same may be said of medicine.

These points are merely for illumination of the underlying pathology, the examples of venality, abuse and corruption are rife through medicine, justice, banking and education, the pathology runs deeper than the roots of contemporary media are willing to go.  The pathology of brute capitalism does not paralyse other societies in the same way that it paralyses the moral, intellectual and social development of Irish society, because other societies are not burdened with a self imposed duality; a cultural schizophrenia. Instead  they embrace their capitalism and regulate it accordingly. In Ireland we have a capitalism that is strictly regulated by an entirely absent but universally professed 'Christian' morality. 

The very practice of medicine itself is compromised by having to practice it in an Irish context. Of course antibiotics don't treat he flu, yet how can a GP insist upon this basic reality to a patient who is expected to shell out some 50-60 Euros at the reception desk following this consultation?  In the same respect if the paying patient wishes to be referred for testing or scanning on the basis of a particular anxiety, how can the Doctor refuse his insured and fee paying patient?  Anxiety in a medical context is the most common pathology encountered in General Practice. Ironically it is the most costly diagnosis to make as it can only be entertained once a myriad of expensive scans, blood tests and specialist opinions have been exhausted.

The yearly  rates bill for my single handed practice on the main street of Rush is some 3500 Euro, on top of this I must pay separately for utilities, waste and water. Each morning I must sweep the rubbish outside my surgery door where the public refuse bins are perpetually overflowing.

The corruption in Irish medicine runs from the top to the very bottom. From a Minister who opens his castle (Laughton House) to the public each year for a few weeks in order to avail of an 80k tax break. Himself no longer on the medical register, and yet his GMS contract is maintained for him by the HSE, who continue to pay mortgages upon his extensive medical premises in North Dublin, GMS pension contributions, in addition to a Ministerial salary and ministerial pension. All of which is entirely above board in an Irish context.

The extent of the gullibility of the Irish people, of the paralysis that moved Joyce to write some of the finest works in literature, is confirmed by the stark reality that 200 years ago Ireland was governed by Lords who dwelt in castles, were bankrupt and insisted that we the people must live within our means and tighten their belts.

For my own part I have chosen to flee this soulless land, lest I too become a zombie.. I can no longer live or work in a system and a state that is so fundamentally corrupt, one where the people themselves are either complicit or oblivious to a corruption that ultimately undermines the ideals of almost every public and private institution in the state, from profit driven banks to registered charities.

I recall pictures of old mills in operation, mediaeval contraptions where oxen or horses are bound to a turnstile and walk in circles all day long turning the grinding  mill wheel without pause or question. I recall looking at these images thinking how terrible it would be for a human being to be confined to such a fate. Cursed like Sisyphus pushing his bolder to the top of the hill each day and having it roll to the bottom just when he nears the summit.   I had consoled myself in thinking that whilst animals might tolerate this interminable repetition  as a consequence of their ignorance; humans would rebel as a consequence of their soul and the indomitable spirit of the race. I have reached the sad conclusion that my country has lost its soul, its spirit and its vision and I am finding it ever hard to catch my breath in my own back garden..